ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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