My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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