I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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