they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
worst night to have a conscience
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Can I color on your dick again?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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