I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
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