she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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