your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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