I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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