Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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