how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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