We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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