I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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