Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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