so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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