I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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