Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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