somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Your cock deserves a montage
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?