Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.