I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog