He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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