We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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