Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
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I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person