i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard