these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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