Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
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