He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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