I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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