He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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