He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I intend to get homeless drunk
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
How naked do you want me to be?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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