I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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