i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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