I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
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Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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