The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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