i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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Boobs are out for the taking
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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