Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.