we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?