Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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