Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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