yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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