we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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