I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
What a dumb baby whore.
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I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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