: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
