I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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