i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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