Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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