ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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