so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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