Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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