she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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