Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
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He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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