It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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