just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Barsexuality is the new black.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Randomize
