I seem to have left my pride at pride
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
