who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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