He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
The beer is more important than you right now.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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