YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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