I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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