Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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