So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
The adults are the big ones right?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
